Christianity, Capitalism and Healthcare…I need to borrow Romney’s Etch-A-Sketch
One thing that has always puzzled me as a Protestant, as a theological descendant of Calvin and Luther, of Ursinus and Olevianus, is the irrational commitment of American Christians to the idea of what...
View ArticleNeoliberalism and American Exceptionalism: They’ll win if it kills you
Today, about 50 million Americans exist everyday without healthcare coverage. To put that in perspective, that’s more than the population of California and roughly equal to the population of England....
View ArticlePolitcal “Science”
One of my favorite things from freshman year as a biology student was learning about the Hardy Weinberg Equilibrium. The Hardy Weinberg Equilibrium, without getting too technical, is a mathematical...
View Article“The Official Republican Obamacare Alternative” by Rep. Paul Ryan & Sen. Ted...
While the country awaits a decision from the Supreme Court’s nine justices on the latest legal challenge to the Affordable Care Act — otherwise known as Obamacare, Maobamacare, Obama Scare,...
View ArticleJohn Boehner: SCOTUS Should Do ‘The Right Thing and Kick Cancer Patients Off...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the entire nation awaits the Supreme Court verdict in the latest challenge to the Affordable Care Act — Obamacare as it’s also known — there is one man who already knows in his...
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Trump Proposes Repealing Obamacare, Replacing Doctors With Republicans...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Republican presidential nominee Donald J. Trump announced today that he and his healthcare advisers have devised a new plan to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act, or...
View ArticleObama To Rename Affordable Care Act “Trumpcare” By Executive Order
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) stunned politicians and the media alike when he announced that by executive order he’d be changing the official name of the signature...
View ArticleJason Chaffetz Asks Doctor If Friend’s Cancer Can Be Treated With An iPhone
PHARISEE, UTAH — Back in February, members of Congress flew back to their home districts to meet with their constituents. Headlines were made all over the country when congressional Republicans went...
View ArticleTrump Proposes Calling Obamacare “Trumpcare” To Fix Healthcare Woes
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In recent days, Co-President Trump made headlines when he quipped that “nobody knew how complicated health care could be” at a recent meeting with CEOs of the health insurance...
View ArticleGod To Send His Son Back As “Refu-Jesus” To Teach Americans How To Be...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — At his monthly heavenly press conference, Larry “God” Schumway announced that he would be sending his son back to Earth again, specifically to the United States, and even...
View ArticlePaul Ryan Praying God Lets Him Rob Poor People Of Their Access To Doctors Today
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tensions are mounting among Republicans on the Hill. The American Health Care Act of 2017, the GOP’s highly anticipated, much touted replacement for the Affordable Care Act, is in...
View ArticleTrump Threatens To Stamp His Feet, Hold His Breath Until Congress Rips...
Donald Trump knows that the fight over healthcare just needs his own unique brand of totally mature and nuanced negotiation. [...] The post Trump Threatens To Stamp His Feet, Hold His Breath Until...
View ArticleRed State Republican Can’t Wait to ‘Stick it to the Libtards’ and Lose Her...
This Tennessee woman simply does not care if she loses her health insurance as long as liberal Americans lose politically. [...] The post Red State Republican Can’t Wait to ‘Stick it to the Libtards’...
View ArticleEXCLUSIVE LOOK! Leaked Details of GOP’s Top Secret Obamacare Replacement Bill
Republicans have been writing their replacement for Obamacare in secret. But initial details of the law they're drafting have just been leaked. [...] The post EXCLUSIVE LOOK! Leaked Details of GOP’s...
View ArticleA Quick Reference Guide to the Senate Republicans’ Formerly Secret Healthcare...
A view of the proposed changes within the secretive Republican healthcare plan from a 50,000 foot level. [...] The post A Quick Reference Guide to the Senate Republicans’ Formerly Secret Healthcare...
View ArticleMitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away...
Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream -- ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans. [...] The post Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding...
View ArticleJohn McCain Asks Mayo Clinic to Prepare Brain Surgery Bill in iPhones
How many iPhones would it take to pay for the brain surgery Sen. John McCain just had? He wants to find out. [...] The post John McCain Asks Mayo Clinic to Prepare Brain Surgery Bill in iPhones...
View ArticleDoctors: John McCain’s Brain Tumor Closely Connected to His Heart, Soul,...
Senator John McCain received a heroes welcome before casting a deciding vote on the healthcare debate. [...] The post Doctors: John McCain’s Brain Tumor Closely Connected to His Heart, Soul, Humanity...
View ArticleTrump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry orange orangutan president. Is Alaska on the way back to Russia? [...] The post Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia...
View ArticleAfter Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says He’ll Have to Return to Killing...
Senator Ted Cruz tells a church congregation he's got to go back to doing things the old school way, after the GOP can't repeal Obamacare. [...] The post After Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says...
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